Children

You have a lifetime to work, but children are only young once.
~Polish Proverb

Parenthood: That state of being better chaperoned than you were before marriage.
~M. Cox

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable.
~L. Olinghouse

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
~M. Berle

Babies are such a nice way to start people!
~D. Herold