A Path Through . . .

(Found here ) I received this in a birthday card and thought it funny... 10 — In football, nobody suddenly starts singing their feelings in the middle of a conversation. 9 — A touchdown celebration is usually shorter than Act l. 8 — Football games only require four quarters. Musicals require approximately seventeen. 7 — The marching band gets to leave the field after halftime. 6 — When a football team wears matching outfits, nobody calls it a costume. 5 — Football fans rarely spend six months discussing jazz hands. 4 — In football, “breaking into song” is considered a medical emergency. 3 — A football game usually contains fewer key changes. 2 — Nobody has ever been forced to attend a three-hour production of Oklahoma! because their daughter was playing “Tree #4.” 1 — Football teams never end games with the entire team singing and dancing under a spotlight. (At least we don't think so.)