Deep Thoughts... (just for fun)
“As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way.”
“Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words ‘mank’ and ‘ind.’ What do these words mean? It's a mystery and so is mankind.”
“If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and while you're in there some guys come and seal up both ends and then put it on a truck and take it to another city, boy, I don't know...”
~Jack Handey
“Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words ‘mank’ and ‘ind.’ What do these words mean? It's a mystery and so is mankind.”
“If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and while you're in there some guys come and seal up both ends and then put it on a truck and take it to another city, boy, I don't know...”
~Jack Handey
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