The Amendment

Panel 1:

Calvin: “This meeting of G.R.O.S.S. (Get Rid Of Slimy girlS) will come to order, dictator-for-life Calvin presiding!”

Hobbes: “Hail Calvin and Hobbes!”

Panel 2:

Calvin: “On today's agenda, we'll make a list of what girls are GOOD for. Obviously, this will be a short meeting! Ha!”

Hobbes: “First tiger Hobbes will record the list for posterity!”

Panel 3:

Calvin: “OK, first, girls are good for water balloon targets! Ha ha! Second, they're good for NOTHING! Ha ha ha!”

Hobbes: “Hee hee, slow down!”

Panel 4:

Calvin: “Number three, girls are good for colonizing Pluto! Ah ha ha! What a great list!”

Hobbes: “Number four, they're good for smooching! Hoo hoo!”

Panel 5:

Calvin: “Number five is... WHAT?!? Did you say SMOOCHING?? What kind of treasonous, sissy idea is THAT?!”

Hobbes: “Well, it's true.”

Panel 6:

Calvin: “OOOG! AAACK! I got the dry heaves!! You're demoted from First Tiger to Tiger Bulk Rate!”

Hobbes: “You can't suppress the facts! I award myself a medal of valor!”

Panel 7:

Calvin: “How would you know it's a fact?! Have you been a traitor to the cause?!”

Hobbes: “I have my sources! Ow! This unleader-like behaviour will be noted in the club minutes!”

Panel 8:

Calvin: “Have you been smooching the enemy?! Out with it!!”

Hobbes: “YOU have! I saw it, so don't try to deny it!”

Panel 9:

Calvin: “ME?! That's a filthy lie! You'll pay for this vile slander!”

Hobbes: “Oh yeah? Your Mom kissed you right on the cheek last night, remember?”

Panel 10:

Calvin: “...Oh yeah... I guess Mom IS kind of a girl, sort of...”

Hobbes: “See? According to club rules, you should be excommunicated.”

Panel 11:

Calvin: “OK, Presidential pardons all around!”

Hobbes: “Agreed!”

Panel 12:

Hobbes: “We'll add an amendment saying smooching is optional, if it's your Mom.”

Calvin: “This is such a great club!”