Top 10 Reasons Football is Better than Musical Theatre

(Found here)

I received this in a birthday card and thought it funny...

10 — In football, nobody suddenly starts singing their feelings in the middle of a conversation.

9 — A touchdown celebration is usually shorter than Act l.

8 — Football games only require four quarters. Musicals require approximately seventeen.

7 — The marching band gets to leave the field after halftime.

6 — When a football team wears matching outfits, nobody calls it a costume.

5 — Football fans rarely spend six months discussing jazz hands.

4 — In football, “breaking into song” is considered a medical emergency.

3 — A football game usually contains fewer key changes.

2 — Nobody has ever been forced to attend a three-hour production of Oklahoma! because their daughter was playing “Tree #4.”

1 — Football teams never end games with the entire team singing and dancing under a spotlight. (At least we don't think so.)