For Fun...

“Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t go to yours.”

“Little League baseball is a good thing `cause it keeps the parents off the streets and the kids out of the house!”

“I wish I had an answer to that, because I’m tired of answering that question.”

“I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.”

“When Max Nicholas, then head of Yankee public relations, called, I sleepily answered the phone. ‘Sorry, Yogi,’ he said. ‘I hope I didn’t wake you.’ I replied: ‘Nah, I had to get up to answer the phone anyway.’”

“I really didn’t say everything I said!”

~Yogi Berra